For the female Michigan fan who has everything (no, seriously - EVERYthing)

You're an entrepreneur and a college football fan.  You'd love to sell a product that shows your team spirit and you want it to be something unique.  Something that hasn't already been done.  But it seems everything that could possibly have a the ol' block M logo or be produced in Maize and Blue is already out there.

Michigan Muffin Pan?  Right here.

M Ice Tray?  Too late.

Go Blue Dog Collar?  Fido's already covered.

Oh!  What about a Michigan Jersey Grill Cover?  Beaten to the punch.

Yes, there's nothing left.

Or is there.

Folks, I'll admit it, here's one I never would have thought of: the team-themed vibrator.

Yes, vibrator.

A website called SportyVibe.com - whose tag line is "Serious fun for the serious fan" and states that "It's time to take your team spirit somewhere its never been before" - sells a variety of "Personal Arousal Devices" in the appropriate school color combos.  Behold "The Maize and Blue":

Apparently they aren't officially licensed products (no shit) as the Sparty Sporty is called, you guessed it, "The Green and White" and the Tosu tickler is "The Scarelet and Gray."  (Although I'd love to see the application to get officially licensed come across Dave Brandon's desk!  <-- Stop.  Don't even go there with the pun, people)

Now, while I'm all for a good sex toy, does one score points for getting this for his girl?  Or does one catch a little flak if one is in a relationship with someone who didn't go to Michigan and isn't quite as big a Wolverine fan as someone who, say, reads a Michigan college football blog everyday?  ("For cryin' out loud, Mark - even our sex toys have to be about Michigan!?")  Or will the effect of the Sporty Vibe render any such thoughts superfluous?

On the flip side, personally speaking here, if I were getting intimate with a woman and sex toys were being introduced into the relationship for the first time, and she pulled out a Michigan vibrator?  Well, I might propose on the (G) spot. 

ED. NOTE:  If any of our female readers try the product and would like to review it for the M Zone, well, I'm pretty, pretty, pretty sure we can start a new feature here on the site for that.  I'm just saying.  Think of us as the college football blog-slash-sex toy reporting equiv of Consumer Reports.