"I like Ohio State. It's my number one bathroom...I take poops in."

What is it with Buckeye fans and their YouTube videos?   I know, I know -- it seems like I say this each time I find and post one of these things.  But it really is like they have no concept that the entire world can see this crap.

Oh, you think I'm exaggerating?  Fine.  Watch...



See what I mean?  Simply stunning.

I'm just glad the video ended when it did. Especially after he started talking about his "saddlebags" and the camera tilted down.

What your mom would be like as an Ohio State fan

Ever wonder what your mom would be like if she were an Ohio State fan?  The MZone has uncovered the answer and it ain't pretty.

Yesterday, I stumbled across the clip below entitled Mom + Ohio State Buckeyes Game.  The YouTube description below the video reads, "This is sooooo funny!!!! She only acts like this when she watches a ohio state buckeyes game."  But after watching, I think you'll agree with my hunch that that's probably not true. 

Now, you'll have to pardon the picture quality of the clip since the SOB (son of a buckeye) shooting it was apparently using a full-sized VHS camcorder circa 1988 lit through the haze of mom's cigarette smoke.  But you can can hear the audio loud and clear.

Oh, can you hear the audio (which starts around the :25 second mark)...



Folks, not to get all film critic-y, but rarely does a YouTube clip work on so many wonderful levels.  From the utter lack of football knowledge, to the constant f-bombs in front of her kid(s) recording the event, to my favorite bit of "dialogue" uttered over the last year:

"Yes!  We are the shit!  C'mon now, get that field goal, motherfuckers!  Give mommy $40 dollars."

Wow.

There are no words except bravo.  Bravo and congratulations, ma'am, on your nomination for the MZone's coveted Mother of the Year award.

You're never too young for a Buckstache

I really thought Know Your Foe would be the last post of the day here on the Friday before Michigan's first home game of the 2011 season.  But obviously I forgot we live in a world with Buckeyes and their fans. 

Remember the 17-year-old kid, Jared Cano, who was plotting recently to blow up his high school in Florida?  Well, he was moved to a new jail on Thursday after prosecutors decided to try him as an adult.  And guess what he was wearing when he arrived at his new adult jail home yesterday?  Go on, guess.  Voila!...

Yep!  He's a Buckeye fan!

Naturally.

According to the news story linked above, at one point during the process, Cano was seen laughing.  Probably because he knows that, in prison, he'll be able to get all the tattoos he wants for free and the NCAA won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

Looking at that picture again, I swear that's not a shadow under the kid's nose.  That's a Buckstache!

(HT: Gerd)